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Kamis, 17 April 2008

JUST JOKE (Little Son.....)

Please never say these in front of ur kids.....!!
Make sure you read till the end.......^_^


1st scene................
Daddy and mommy are fighting in the living room, right in front of their
little son.
Daddy : Oh!!! You Bitch!!
Mommy: What?? U Bastard!!
Son: Daddy....Mommy, what's Bitch and Bastard??
At this moment, Daddy blushes. He quickly thinks up of something.
Daddy : It means Ladies and Gentlemen, Son.
Son : Oh I see

2nd Scene.......
Little son was watching a TV show about premarital sex and there they
mentioned the ords 'breasts' and penises'.
Mommy was reading the papers.
Son : Mommy, what's breasts and penies?
At this moment, mommy turned blue, adn quickly thought of someting to say.
Mom : It means coats and hats, son
Son : O I see

3rd Scene.................
Daddy was shaving his beard and son passed by : the toilet. Suddenly daddy
cut himself and cream....
Daddy : oh shit!!
Son : Daddy, what's shit?
At this moment, Daddy eyes bulged, and quickly thought of something to
say.....
Daddy : it means shaving cream, son
Son : Oh I see

4th Scene.......
Christmas is approaching, and Mommy was tuffing the turkey into the stove.
The turkey just wouldn't fit into the stove, so she said:
Mommy : Oh! Fuck!
Son : Mommy, what's fuck?
At this moment, Mommy froze...She quickly thought of something to say...
Moment : It means stuffing, SOn
Son : Oh I see

5th Scene........
It's Christmas Eve. Litte son exuberantly opened the door to let all that is
uncles, aunties, cousins and friends come into the house.
Proudly he said................." Welcome in, bastards ana Bitches! Please
put all your breasts and penises at that corner of the house! My parent are
busy at the woment. You see, My Daddy is putting shit on his face upstairs
and Mommy is fucking the turkey in the kitchen. Don't worry they will come
out in a minute!!

Everyone fainted!!"

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